Epic List of Gifts For Chicken Lovers

Epic List of Gifts For Chicken Lovers

Funny Chicken Leg Knee High Socks

I don’t care who you think you are – but you need to have these socks. They are cute and funny and look awesome with shorts or a shirt or both – stop what you are doing and imagine yourself in these socks right now!

Mama Hen Tshirt

If you are a Mama Hen – then you need this Mama Hen shirt.

Chicken Face Mask

Why wouldn’t you want to wear this chicken mask at your next parent teacher night?

Chicken Footprints to Heart Tshirt

This tshirt is what happens when cute vomits on your chest.

Inflatable Chicken Fancy Dress Costume

Do your friends a favor and throw a chicken party and dress up this like ridiculous fabulous chicken. Fart your self stupid all night because  no one would know, except you!

Chicken Drop Earrings

People wouldn’t have to ask if you liked chickens with these bad boys hanging from your ears!

Chicken Fight Costume

This gives more meaning to the term ‘Cage fighting’, which has never been more fun than cage fighting in this chicken costume.

Chicken Flip Flops

Show the world how much you truly love chickens by flipping around the beach in these fabulous flip flops.

Chicken Leggings

Sit down and stand back up again – coz these chicken leggings will get you ‘laid’ no doubt about it….. see what we did there!

Chicken Puppet Hat

Brighten someone’s day at work with this chicken hat – not only would it keep your head warm, but you’d actually be able to feel what it was like to be sat on and hatched by a hen.

Crazy Chicken Lady Parking Sign

Reserve your spot in your driveway with this awesome Crazy Chicken lady sign – it your fambam didn’t realise you were crazy beforehand, then this sign will give them the heads up!

Chicken Kids Loveable Costume

Your single girlfriends ovaries will ache when your kid rocks into a party or to an easter parade wearing this bad boy!

Chicken Cute Yellow Chicken Studs Earrings Pink Heart Girls Easter Gift

These super cute studs would make any little girl’s heart melt when she got these from the easter bunny… so cute!

Chicken Head Mask

Cast your minds back to Point Break when Patrick Swayze robbed a bank in a President of the United States mask. I don’t recommend robbing a bank in this mask, but it would do the job.

PS – if you haven’t seen Point Break, come out from under your rock and watch it. Shame on you.

Womens Chicken Feed Coin Purse

It doesn’t get much cuter than this wee coin purse. So darn CUTE!

Drink Wine Pet Chickens

The 2 greatest things in life: wine and chicken love!

Sayoyo Baby Chicken Soft Sole Leather Infant Toddler Prewalker Shoes

Mama Hen’s UNITE! How cute are these tiny little chicken shoes for your own chicks?

Stress Relieving Squeeze Chicken Laying Egg Keychain

Forget #fidgetspinners – These anxiety-saving Egg-popping chickens are sensational!

Egg Collecting Apron

Now this is true innovation. An egg-collecting apron. Genius!

Chicken iPhone Cover

Every chicken lover needs a phone case, right? Especially one with chickens on it. #loudnproud

Chicken Umbrella

“I’m Chicken in the Rain, just Chicken in the Rain”!

Rubber Chicken Purse - The "Hen Bag" Handbag

Shut Up and take my money already! This Chicken Hand bag is Superb!

Chicken Hoodie

Nothing says I’m a ‘chickhead’ more than this Chicken Hoodie does – or what we like to call a Choodie!

Chicken Family Vinyl Decal Sticker

Who needs stickmen decals when you have a Chicken Family decal!

Baked Chicken Wood Cufflinks

It’s the subtleties that impress the #womens – like these finger-lickin’ good cufflinks!

Zen Chickens: Meditative Coloring Book

Zen out with this awesome adult colouring book!

Chicken People DVD

“Poignant and Illuminating” – that’s exactly what a movie about Chicken People should be described as!

Rubber Chicken Get Real Costume

Such little effort required, and such a big impact – this rubber chicken costume says it all.

Chompin Chicken Wing Teether

Everyone can enjoy Tuesday Night ‘Ribs n Wings Night’ now.

Face Mat Coasters

Face Mat Coasters

Face Mat Coasters
Face Mat Coasters
Face Mat Coasters

Who’s Throwing (Face Mat) Coasters?

Face Mat Coasters – the gift that keeps on giving.

These puppies are hilarious on EVERYONE.

2 year olds to 82 year olds, will appreciate these Face Mat Coasters. They are guaranteed to get a laugh out of everyone at your next Wednesday Night Dinner. How thoughtful of you to bring your own face mat coasters when you ‘bring a plate’ to your next Dinner Party – and they just happen to double as face masks too!

Want to know what you’d look like if you had plastic surgery? Or a beard, stache or a gold grill? Wonder know more!

The Face Mat Coasters have male and female faces to choose from and apply to your cake hole and several different emoting designs. They are as simple as Choose + Clip = Explode with Laughter!

#wednesdaynightdinner #bringaplate #facemats #dinnerparty #drinks #bachelorparty #babyface #love #instagood #me #tbt #cute #follow #followme #photooftheday #fun #instadaily #amazing #cool #funny #look #smile #friends #like #randomgift #randomgiftoftheweek #moustache #beard

Face Mat Coasters
Scrote n Tote Back Pack

Scrote n Tote Back Pack

Ball Sack Back Pack

Drop EVERYTHING…. (See what I did there?)

The #randomgiftoftheweek goes to the Scrote’n’Tote or as I like to call it, the #SackOfJoy which has overwhelmingly been voted high on the DWTF-scale in the office this week, surprisingly though, it under-whelmingly was unable to hit its IndieGoGo Crowdfunding campaign – but all that says is that small-time investors do NOT know how to invest in hairy, ball sacks.

Speaking of ballsacks….
I went to a party once, a couple of years back & met a British guy whose last name was ‘Balzac’…. I’m sure there was a lot lost in translation or too many Illusions were ingested but I do recall he scratched his face a lot and he smelled like – you guessed it…. arse. Seriously though, if I knew him today, he would be the random recipient of this beautiful & extremely realistic Scrote’n’Tote.

Don’t ask me where to get it because it isn’t available to purchase, even though the interweb says it once was.
Cheers to balls though!
#dudewhatthefuck #ballsacks #balls #ballsdeep #hairyballs #scrotum#tote #totebag #ballzac  #sortyourlifeout #reevaluate #reevaluateyourself 
#lostintranslation

Ask Me About My Llama Tshirt

Ask Me About My Llama Tshirt

Have You Ever Slapped a Llama?

First of all, no one should slap llamas. So please don’t slap llamas.

If you’ve ever found yourself faced with almost slapping a llama, there was probably an incident where a rogue llama acted a little weirdly toward you, and for a tiny moment you thought someone might have been watching, and you didn’t want to look like that llama’s bitch, so you nearly slapped it – like you would a person who was acting like ….. well….. a llama.

On the other hand, wearing this tshirt could protect you from people who do actually want to slap you.

You don’t even (really) need a six pack to wear this shirt – but if you do have one ….. that just makes it all the more better.

#llama #dontslapllamas #gonerogue #tshirt #funnytshirt #sixpack

Ask Me About My Ninja Disguise TShirt
Ask Me About My Bamboo Toddler Tshirt
Muscle Man Hug Body Pillow

Muscle Man Hug Body Pillow

No More Sleepless Nights!

Who needs a boyfriend when you can have this guy instead.

He won’t snore or fart or drink the juice straight outta the carton.

He won’t cheat or flirt or stay out all night….. but you can, and he will be right here waiting for you – right where you left him.

Every. Single. Night.

Snuggle up nice and close to this guy – he comes in whichever hue of brown you like most.

#bestnightsleepever

Chicken Legs Knee High Socks

Chicken Legs Knee High Socks

Ridiculously Cool Chicken Legs

If you’ve ever had someone call you ‘Chicken Legs’ and you’ve felt crawling into your roost – then these would be the perfect gift to either buy for yourself or the chump that called you ‘chicken legs’.

One can easily imagine them under snowboard or ski boots or even under long pants on a cold winters night. Hell – we think they should be work with flip flops!

Oh and btw – we think having chicken legs is way cool – so call away!

#chicken #chickenlegs #socks #sockfetish#sockfetishnation #sock #sockswag #sockgame#sockstyle #socklover #chook #chooks#chookstogo #randomgiftoftheweek

Pink Chicken Legs Knee High Socks
Rubber Chicken Printed Socks
Bacon and Egg Nike Printed Socks
Carlton Fresh Prince of Bel Air Sweatshirt

Carlton Fresh Prince of Bel Air Sweatshirt

Bring Sexy Back

Justin Timberlake no longer has to feel pressured to Bring Sexy Back, because anyone who owns this bad boy is more than capable of doing that.

Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel Air (for all you millenials) was a pioneer when it comes to possessing middle-class swagger. A fake accent but a killer dance. Anyone wearing this sweatshirt will get stopped in the street and asked *with raised right eyebrow* ‘Can You Do The Dance?’

We love this guy so much – so here is the video. Enjoy Randoms!

#millenials #freshprince #freshprinceofbelair #carlton #canyoudance

Carlton Fresh prince of Bel Air Tshirt
Carlton Fresh prince of Bel Air Mens Tshirt
Dinner Winner Plate

Dinner Winner Plate

Kids Dinner Winner Plate

No More Dwhinging!

What is dwhinging? 2 words. Dinner and Whinging. They VERY often go together and they are quite often the fighting words that parents JUST LOVE to hear… said no parents ever.

These Dinner Winner plates can (hopefully) put an end to the dwhinging as your angel child navigates it’s way from start to finish, over mash and across beans into sausage village and finally leaping into the mother load…. dessert.

There are lots of different designs to choose from, so choose the one that best fits your child, or grandchild or nephew – whoever it might be. The ironic thing about this is that YOU will be the dinner winner with this bad boy.

#dinnerwinner #toddlergifts #youaredrivingmemad #eatyourvegetables

Man Cereal Bowl

Man Cereal Bowl

Discover what it is TRULY like to be the MAN of the house with this dishwasher and microwave safe Man Bowl. You’ll be eating your cornies #likeaboss.

You’ll be jumping out of ben EVERY morning when you know that this bad boy is sitting pride & place just waiting for you to fill it up and cover it with that milky goodness.

It doesn’t just have to be used at breakfast either. Why not mix things up a little and use it for dinner too. Just imagine what your meat & 2 veg will look like in this concaved character.