No More Sleepless Nights!
Who needs a boyfriend when you can have this guy instead.
He won’t snore or fart or drink the juice straight outta the carton.
He won’t cheat or flirt or stay out all night….. but you can, and he will be right here waiting for you – right where you left him.
Every. Single. Night.
Snuggle up nice and close to this guy – he comes in whichever hue of brown you like most.