Drop EVERYTHING…. (See what I did there?)
The #randomgiftoftheweek goes to the Scrote’n’Tote or as I like to call it, the #SackOfJoy which has overwhelmingly been voted high on the DWTF-scale in the office this week, surprisingly though, it under-whelmingly was unable to hit its IndieGoGo Crowdfunding campaign – but all that says is that small-time investors do NOT know how to invest in hairy, ball sacks.
Speaking of ballsacks….
I went to a party once, a couple of years back & met a British guy whose last name was ‘Balzac’…. I’m sure there was a lot lost in translation or too many Illusions were ingested but I do recall he scratched his face a lot and he smelled like – you guessed it…. arse. Seriously though, if I knew him today, he would be the random recipient of this beautiful & extremely realistic Scrote’n’Tote.
Don’t ask me where to get it because it isn’t available to purchase, even though the interweb says it once was.
Cheers to balls though!
#dudewhatthefuck #ballsacks #balls #ballsdeep #hairyballs #scrotum#tote #totebag #ballzac #sortyourlifeout #reevaluate #reevaluateyourself #lostintranslation